HP7 – 7 Short Reviews

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Everyone is going to write up Harry Potter reviews. Not me. I didn’t read the books, so I don’t have much to say about the movie compared to what others would. It was fun. It was long. It was scary. It is weird that those little kids are adults.

Instead, I’ll review the trailers that played before the movie, since I was still completely awake at that point.

Green Hornet/Green Lantern – If I am going to see one green movie in 2011, it is going to be Green Hornet. It looks fun and it looks like it is meant to be fun. Green Lantern looks like it can’t decide what it wants to be.

Kung Fu Panda 2 – Really? I still don’t understand the need to release sequels to kid movies in the theater. And 3D? Seriously, does everything have to be in 3D? Only Jack Ass did it well.

Cowboys & Aliens – You had me at Daniel Craig. You lost me soon after. I don’t even know what to think….but it does have Daniel Craig.

Red Riding Hood – Amanda Seyfried, please stop making movies that look horrible. I’m sick of seeing ads for them. Make another Mean Girls or something. I would much rather you play a dumb blonde than try and have anyone take you seriously.

Tron Legacy – It’s Tron and I risk divorce if I say anything negative. With a baby on the way, I am deciding to not even come up with any possible jokes.

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